I keep telling kids at work they can read manga and watch anime for free online and they’re like “but that’s illegal” and I’m like. Trying to find a way to tell them that it doesn’t matter without being a bad influence
When I was in middle school we watched anime episodes in three part videos on YouTube and no one gave a damn about the law
Me in a state of constant denial even tho I love astrology and only shame is pulling me back from admitting that I completely believe in its power
Ever since I took art in high school I’ve always found it incredibly hard to finish anyone of my works. This is the first piece I’ve finished since graduated in 2017.
mini m&ms are better than normal ones bc they cater to the very specific urge to eat colorful aquarium gravel
Considering the overlap between those two communities, I bet about 75% of the attendees considered it an excellent 2-for-1 deal.
me, reaching into my dresser drawer for black pants: I hope this isn’t the pair with big holes worn in the inner thighs
Marie Kondo, gently over my shoulder: why is a pair of pants you find unwearable still in your dresser drawer
me: oh shit that’s right!! The dresser is for clothes that under some circumstance I might conceivably wear!!
Marie Kondo, beaming proudly: Yes, that’s correct!! These pants must have been your favorites. How wonderful that they were so comfortable and practical that you wore them out. But now since they no longer function as pants, you should move them from the drawer where you keep your functioning pants!
me: Yes thanks I got it they’re in the fabric basket now
Marie Kondo, fading back into the darkness: I love what you’ve done with the kitchen!!
The notion of KonMari as some creepy semi-embodied but entirely benevolent spirit, like a well-intentioned Bloody Mary, is so perfect and wonderful.
me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack
jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread
Did it the lazy easy way:
It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.
FETISH?????????
god i wish i were you
Whitch part is the fetish? Bread or Pokémon?
I’m so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but it’s the bread
”This Artist Brilliantly Reimagined Disney Princesses as-”
me: *already asleep*
i have never been more awake
Hank Hill has a juicy ass!
There was an entire episode proving otherwise.
this man is known for having the flattest ass in human history i hate this fucking website
Good news everyone skyrim has been ported to the Bethesda offices carpet
Who the fuck designed support pillars to obstruct a quarter of the hallway?
Bethesda
fuchinobe
